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4skin, the half hour long podcast featured on this blog, is populated by some of the most interesting members of the Gamezombie Crew.  For four episodes now, you’ve heard them curse at each other, scream racial obscenities at one another, and on occasion actually remain on topic.

But who are these enigmatic, offensive figures and where did they come from? This is 4skin Before the Cut.

Dave “the Douche Bag” Klein: Born somewhere Illinois way, Dave Klein is the host of the show because he has the apartment and the microphone.  Contrary to his title, Dave Klein is not a douche bag. He is in fact a douche nozzle.  It is a subtle definition difference, but the difference is there. Dave brought together this podcast in order to showcase his unique, Christopher Walken-esque voice.  Oh and to talk about video games.

Peter “the Newbie” Winland: Born somewhere this side of Who-Gives-A-Sh#tville, Maryland, Peter’s sole responsibility is to be the new guy.  That way he remains refreshing, inexperienced, and always wrong.  It has been posed that when he opens his mouth to speak, the ratings drop to Zero. An interesting proposal considering that websites do not have ratings, and pretty much impossible to give a rating score to a podcast.  However, Peter just wants to break out of his Business Team chains. The chains that make him a boring human being.

Roger “the Head” Lou: Born somewhere over in that huge Asian nation, Roger’s responsibility to the show is to do several lines of coke before the taping and interject with random racial comments and insults anytime anyone has a real point to make.  He is also the President the Head of the Equal Opportunity Sack Touchers Union. A responsibility he pretends not to take an interest in, but in fact enforces with fervor.

John”the Facist”Quick: Born somewhere East of Eden in a land called Germany, John’s main responsibility is to be a pedantic asshole about video games and generally try to be a Nazi about everything.  John joined up on 4skin because he is under the mistaken assumptions that 1) he is always right and 2) that anybody gives a sh#t about what he says.  He’ll try to interject with his half-assed opinion, but mostly people interrupt him so that maybe he’ll STOP TALKING!

And that is where the members of 4skin came from and what they are about.  Tune in next time for the inside scoop of what happens before the tapings.

By: John “Not the Facist” Quick